"It would be a pretty good bed that the gods of a world like this probably do not play chess and indeed this is the case. In fact no gods anywhere play chess. They haven’t got the imagination. Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to understanding of all religion is that a god’s idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs."
— Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters (via discworldquotes)
"Give me pizza, grab my butt and tell me how pretty I am."
One day, whether you
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
— Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" (via blutgifte)
(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via part-l-ypoison)